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remember when there was only candy necklaces? oh How fashion has advanced:p

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this turtle had to get it flipper amputated because a boat’s motor chopped it off:( 

this turtle had to get it flipper amputated because a boat’s motor chopped it off:( 

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DEF. not the best photo of me in this small universe, but hey Ziggy the Dolphin is BEAUTIFUL.

DEF. not the best photo of me in this small universe, but hey Ziggy the Dolphin is BEAUTIFUL.

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  • ‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
  • 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
  • 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
  • 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
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